TV AND MOVIE PITCHES

THE OVAL OFFICE CONSPIRACY

A President of the United States mysteriously dies.

His vice-president was his bitter rival in the primaries who he reluctantly chose as a running mate. He was the only thing standing between her and her life long obsessive dream.

She dies suddenly. The Speaker of the House becomes the president. A woman that pictures herself as the Queen Bee.

I need to move the bitter rival character to Secretary of State, which would be the next in line for the presidency. A new mysterious death for the Queen Bee would be needed. Maybe, the Secretary of State challenges the Speaker to a duel like Vice President Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton.

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO
BRITTANY PARAS LOHAN?

An old woman, named Brittany Paras Lohann who was once a famous singer-actress before she self destructed, is a recluse living alone in a house on stilts in the Louisiana swamp. Her fingertips are stained yellow from smoking unfiltered cigarettes and alligators are her only friends. Unknown to her, a half-wit lurks in the shadows watching. Is it her child, a relative, or an ex-husband? Snooping paparazzi who have ventured out to find her have mysteriously disappeared.

"36"
tv series

36 would star the Cialis Man. Cialis is the Viagra competitor that gives a man with ED a 36 hour window to be ready for sex. The show would be called 36. Each episode would begin with the Cialis man and his wife alone and feeling romantic. No sooner does he take a Cialis, the doorbell rings. They have company that he spends the rest of the show trying to get rid of. Or, he keeps facing a series of calamities that keep him apart from his wife.

At each commercial break, the audience would see the countdown clock. Each episode would end as he finally gets rid of the visitors, or fixes all of the calamities and either the countdown clock would hit 0 or his wife would fall asleep.

MEXICO ROAD TRUCKERS

I heard a radio news report about the government's lack of regulating the mechanical safety of 18 wheelers from Mexico on our highways. I started thinking about the reality TV show ICE ROAD TRUCKERS. ICE ROAD TRUCKERS follows daredevil truckers in Canada risking their necks transporting machinery to diamond mines, during the dead of winter, 300 miles across a frozen lake. That is kid stuff compared to driving down the U.S. interstates without any brakes, or smuggling a truckload of angry Guatemalans hiding in a spare gas tank or behind cases of lettuce.

WACKO BELIEFS OF RICH AND FAMOUS

Celebrities are battling it out to see who they can recruit to their oddball religion.

Tom Cruise is pushing Scientology. Madonna is pushing Kabbalah. Katie Holmes- latest Scientology recruit. Ashton Kutcher and Britney Spears recruited to Kaballah. Paris Hilton has a new spiritual advisor that looks like she found him living under a bridge.

Here is a television show idea- Wacko Beliefs of the Rich and Famous. They can show all the folks that pray to trees, dance with rattlesnakes, sit under pyramids, promote hemp, cry when they see a lobster in a tank, throw paint on fur wearers and who knows what, who also believe that we should take seriously anything else they offer an opinion on.

DOLLAR STORE HUNTER

There should be a TV show about Dollar Store Shopping. I like to shop at dollar stores. My favorite purchases are printed paper cups. I once found giant drink cups from a Movie Theatre Chain. I bought 5 dollars worth. I bought green cups from a chicken chain with a spanish name that I never heard of before. I once bought metal trays with divided compartments. They must have been overs from a company that sells to prisons.