HOW OLD ARE YOU?As old as my tongue. A little older than my teeth.
WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?That is a very controversial question. There is one side that insists that I look like Robert Redford. The other side is adamant that I look like Brad Pitt.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?On top of a big 'ol hill. If anyone comes up there after me, I can roll rocks down on them.
ARE YOU MARRIED?Yes. I often mention Mrs Bad Ideas
DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN?Yes. A boy and two girls. Their names are- Butch, Spike and Rocko.
DO YOU HAVE PETS?Yes. I have a monkey ranch. And I have a dog named Riley. Riley has his own bedroom. He is served steaks on a silver platter and we hired a guy that comes by to play rubber dog toys with him.
WHAT IS YOUR AMBITION?I want to be rich and famous. I also want to be anonymous. So, please don't tell anyone about me.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?Hamburgers. They say when I die I will probably be buried between two buns.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG?Kung Fu Fighting
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?Next of Kin
WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?Loading Zone
WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?The Colywogs coming to get me in my sleep.
ARE YOU CRAZY?The doctors at the nervous hospital don't think so.
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